Scotch in a can
Scottish Spirits' Canned Whisky might be the best idea of the century or an express train to the worst hangover of your life. This 40% ABV can of three-year-aged single grain scotch whisky is pure punishment when you factor in that just one twelve ounce can equates to roughly eight shots. Their site encourages you to share with friends, but we all know there are people out there who, uh, won't. There's also the option of using their resealable latex cap — which might dissuade you from downing the can in one fell swoop. But hey — you could always do worse.