We're probably about a year away from mixology being recognized as a legitimate scientific field of study, so it seems only fitting that your glassware should elevate your amateur bartending skills to Nobel-winning levels. For the mad scientist in all of us, there's Periodic Tableware, offering up all the bar accoutrements you need to turn your kitchen into a laboratory.
From wine glasses to cocktail shakers, you'll have everything you need to execute the "experiment" of what happens when you combine sober adults with 300 mL of wine. Hypothesis: waterfront bikini parties.
Their products are dishwasher safe, and stay in the affordable range of $15-$75.
Not to mention, they're an attractive, modern-looking way to help you drink in moderation. Because that's what you'll use them for, right?