Drink Your Wine From a Recyclable Cardboard Bottle

You don't need to be blessed with a juicy Einstein-sized brain to notice the difference between your average bottle of wine and Paperboy Wines. By crafting their bottles out recycled paper instead of glass, Paperboy Wine bottles are 85% lighter and 100% recyclable — making you the most conscientious alcoholic at the party. A full case of paper bottles weighs about 15 pounds — half of what a case of full glass bottles weighs — and the light weight makes for an easy pour without the looming threat of shattered glass. Wine without the fear of massive blood loss? What is this? Christmas? 

Jeremy Glass likes his wine like he likes his women: depth, a nice body, and buried in a cellar.