I know what you're thinking now, and I agree—it does sound like an ultra-exclusive club, probably with the type of initiation rites and membership dues whole '90s teen movie plots could center around. It must take a lot to get in on this.
There is a specific process to gain membership to Drunk Shopping, but I promise you can do it. Just text "heyyyyyy" to 551-333-7865, and you'll be added to the list. Just remember, that's 6 ys in that "heyyyyyy." You mean business here.