Tequila Chocolate Sauce Is Dairy-Free Ecstasy

Everyone, listen up: ditch the Nutella and pour out all your booze, because One Night Stand Potion Chocolate Sauce is the only way you should be consuming alcoholic chocolate. Using Mexico's favorite 100 Años Tequila and genuine South American chocolate, this syrup is the real deal and tastes accordingly. It's dairy-free, doesn't need to be refrigerated, and tastes like Jennifer Lawrence's tears, probably. 

First of all, it smells wonderful—neither the tequila nor the chocolate overrides the other, and because of this, it produces a scent reminiscent of Irish coffee but far more pungent and inviting.

The taste is surprising in the sense that we had no idea anything on Earth could taste this good. It's strong—definitely strong; you can taste the tequila as it walks hand-in-hand with the chocolate down your throat. Typically, the amalgamation of two awesome things results in a lackluster product that gives us the heebie-jeebies...but we'd drink this all day and night until the sweet touch of death graced our lips. 

Dude, Sweet Chocolate is a Dallas company that clearly knows what they're doing. They suggest using One Night Stand Potion Chocolate Sauce as a martini with a three-to-one alcohol-to-syrup ratio, or for banana fondue. Obviously, we're cool with drinking it straight and slathering it all over our naked bodies.

Oh, and the picture above? As the kids say: sorry I'm not sorry.

Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and would drink this stuff anytime...dinner—literally anytime.

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