Dude, Sweet Chocolate is a Dallas company that clearly knows what they're doing. They suggest using One Night Stand Potion Chocolate Sauce as a martini with a three-to-one alcohol-to-syrup ratio, or for banana fondue. Obviously, we're cool with drinking it straight and slathering it all over our naked bodies.
Oh, and the picture above? As the kids say: sorry I'm not sorry.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and would drink this stuff anytime...dinner—literally anytime.