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Eat Dinner With Hannibal Lecter

By way of Firebox, the wonderful British peeps who brought you the Freak Mask and F**king Strong Coffee, comes the Dinner With Lecter kit to pay tribute to one of the greatest movies on the topic of eating people since Cannibal! The Musical.

The handsomely-packaged kit comes with everything you need to eat almost exactly like Mr. Lecter himself: a monogrammed napkin, decorative fork, a 2012 bottle of 13% ABV Chianti, and—of course—fava beans.

Everyone knows the kind of liver the beans and Chianti go best with, but please try to stick to a meat that didn't used to have a first name or Instagram account. 

A kit of this nature deserves to be sent off with the sucking sound Anthony Hopkins does in The Silence of the Lambs...but such a sound cannot be reproduced by human fingers on a computer. Okay, here's a try: Fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt. Yeah, that felt weird. 


Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and Fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt-fpt.