Espolón Tequila Blanco—$22.99
That whole "don't judge a book by its cover" saying goes out the window once you wrap your hands around Espolón's spooky bottle. Besides, the content of this book will make you feel spooky-cool the minute you open it. This 80-proof tequila is a Halloween must—or Christmas must...or New Year's must. Does pretty well at funerals, too. The skulls, the intrigue, the unadulterated sexy-fear. Mmm yeah, Halloween.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and is dressing up this year as Johnny Depp, obvs.