1. Duff Beer
Episode: Almost every Simpsons episode ever.
Come on, what kind of list would this be without Duff beer at the top? Perhaps the greatest fictional drink of all time, Duff Beer is the reason '90s kids grew up wanting beer over liquor. Plus, they have Duffman—the greatest mascot of all time: OH YEAH.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and has been, in some ways, researching for this article since the age of two.