So you've taken the plunge and hit up Tinder (or one of its contemporaries) to find that ever elusive...date. You're swiping like crazy, and hey, look at that—a match. One problem: 15 years of txting LOL & ROFL acronyms has left you with ZERO grasp of the English language. Well, idiot, you're in luck because like everything else in life, there's an app for that: Flints.
With smooth intros like the one above "NUMBER YOU NOW" (?!?!?) your thumbs get to take a breather. The likelihood of the lines working? We'd like to say that 60% of the time it works every time, but the study results haven't come back yet.
Flints is available here from Apple's App store for free (or 99 cents for an ad-free version). Get back to swiping, and let us know how much success you have.
Brett Williams is an editorial assistant who writes Flints lines on the side.