Let's face it: novelty shakers are the grown-up equivalent to posters from Spencer's Gifts as decorations in your college dorm room. The Foundwell Penguin Cocktail Shaker, however, classes up the apartment in a manner that's more vintage movie poster and less trippy blacklighted shrooms. This beak-pouring thing dates back to post-prohibition when the Napier Company (founded in 1875) created a range of cocktail shakers — so it's not only grown-up but it's grown-old. And at north of $6,000, you better have a grown-big salary.
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Not interested in spending six months rent? No worries, there's a $26 option that scratches the same itch. Drink from your penguin responsibly, gentlemen.