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Get High By Spraying This Weed-Infused Oil On Your Private Parts

Despite what its website says, Foria is not just for women. Because no sane man would ever pass up the opportunity to use a lubricating spray that'll get you high. According to the company, when applied and absorbed through a woman's ladyparts, THC gets released and with any luck, can lead to a mind-shattering orgasm.

But apparently it works as an edible, too. So forget everything you learned in health class, dudes, because you need to grab ahold of this as soon as possible.

Foria is composed of liquid coconut oil known as MCT oil and contains 2 mg of THC per spray. Women who've used this product have reported "feelings of enhanced warmth, increased blood flow, tingling, and relaxation." When we inevitably get our hands on this stuff, we expect to report feelings of: "intense love of cookies, unfathomable fascination with the sky, and an overwhelming urge to reconsider our stance on Dave Matthews Band." 

Want another excuse to use the oil? Former Major League Baseball player Gabe Kapler would probably be a fan.

Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and usually curls up into the fetal position when high. Though, to be fair, he's almost always in the fetal position.