Give Your Booze Some Lovin' With Bittermilk Mixers

Guys, toss the orange juice, dump the diet soda, and pour all your tonic water down the drain, because Bittermilk is the only mixer you'll ever need again. The tongue-arousing compounds were designed by cocktail enthusiasts using ingredients like organic lemon juice, bourbon barrel smoked honey, cane sugar, and elderflower extract that add depth and flavor to your cocktails.

Each bottle contains a bittering agent, sweetener, and an acid to achieve that perfect balanced cocktail flavor. You have your choice of Smoked Honey Whiskey Sour, Tom Collins with Elderflowers and Hops, and a Bourbon Barrel Aged Old Fashioned.

Plus they have a dynamite recipe section on their website that'll make your glass explode with flavor. All you need to do is add the booze — or drink straight from the bottle if you want to take a detour in flavor country.

Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and has been on a lifelong search for the perfect cocktail.