Glovin founder, Steve Scrase, puts it simply: “With the invention of the rubber wheel, wooden wheels were quickly replaced. We feel The Glov will do the same thing for sex toys. Why would you want a wooden wheel if you can have a faster, more exciting rubber one?”
Good call, Steve-o. People, stop masturbating with wooden wheels.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and he still has faith that the Power Glove will make a comeback.