The perfect pen shaped vaporizer finally exists

Basically a handful of rockets scientist (alright, alright, dudes who've studied aerospace engineering... but still) were pretty bummed on their paraphernalia and decided to make one of the most tech-savvy vapes out there. The Grasshopper Vaporizer turns on with the click of a button and tells you when it's charging and properly heated (with a dial for temperature adjustment), all with a lifetime guarantee. And it looks like a pen, so you're able to take it anywhere.

The thing's even got a magnetic USB charger, making it the perfect on-the-go toke for the classroom and office alike. Just don't hoard everyone's lunches from the communal refrigerator — that's not a good look.