Pour an ounce of liquor (the higher the proof the better) into the glass globe. A small candle, placed below the globe, acts as a heat source and heats up the liquor to the point of vaporization. Breathe it in and feel the effects. Because the alcohol is inhaled, rather than swallowed, you don't take in any calories, carbs, or impurities, and the influence of the alcohol is immediately felt. Thank you, science.
Jeremy Glass writes for Supercompressor during the day and runs a counterfeit jeans operation from his garage at night.