Did it burn? Yes, it burned everything everywhere. The culprit was the vast quantity and variety of hot peppers — duh. This hot sauce isn't for amateurs. It's for tough guys like John McClane or the predator from Predator. It had us weeping tears of warmth and pain that we couldn't wipe away because our fingers were covered in habanero residue. How you like them apples, Irwindale City Council?
If there is one piece of advice Jeremy Glass could give to the masses, it would be to keep your refrigerator constantly stocked with gallons of milk and tubs of yogurt. Because you just never know.