Inspired by the work of Pieter Mondriaan and the greatest cartoon family to ever grace America's television sets, Homer Simpson Wine is the finest tribute to our yellow-skinned Springfieldians since my tattoo. It may only be in its preliminary and heavily "fictitious" stages at the moment, but we'd give just about anything to get all four of our fingers on this stuff.
Designed by Constantin Bolimond and Dmitry Patsukevich, the stuff was created in 1987, and the makers describe the contents of the bottle with typical Russian secrecy: "May be it is wine, may be not. We are inviting you to find out yourselves. The contents have been kept secret for already 26 years now."
A wine collection is a perfectly cromulent way to honor The Simpsons. Do we care that it could potentially be empty on the inside? No. Do we want it now? Yes. It's the outside that counts and everyone knows it.