3. The Jalapeño Pepper
Prep: Pull the stem off, bite the other side, boom. You've got yourself a one-hitter. This was by far the easiest to reappropriate.
Effectiveness: Easy to hold, easy to smoke, and you even get some heat on the lips from the seeds. I highly recommend smoking out of a spicy green pepper.
2. The Melon
Prep: This particular melon was incredibly easy to turn into a fully-functional pipe. It held up damn well under the power of a piercing pencil—it's that circular shape that gives it strength. The Illuminati really messed up by choosing the triangle as their thing over the melon.
Effectiveness: I was completely taken aback by the amount of smoke I could get from this melon pipe. It's conducive to those huge hits that make you want to lean back in your chair and listen to the entire anthology of Phish—just kidding, that would take literally decades.