So, how does it feel? Very pleasant—the overall experience is very sedating. It does, in fact, taste like you're breathing in the essence of alcohol. Plus, moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
It didn't get me drunk even on 7-8 puffs, but more so relaxed and buzzed. When you use a particularly flavorful spirit, you can really taste the warm vapor as it goes into your lungs.
Vaportini could be the new hookah: a relatively intoxicating activity you can do with your friends, pending they're free from cold sores and that West African virus that's all over the news these days. What's that called again? Better Google it.