Where should I hide my weed when I fly?
Don’t check it. One reason is that the TSA conducts random searches on checked luggage all the frickin’ time. Do you really want to spend your whole flight freaking out that those guys in sunglasses from The Matrix are gonna be waiting for you when you get off the plane? On the other hand, so long as you’re not a dipshit, they are extremely unlikely to open up your carry-on.
You don’t want to go overboard on the stash, here. Skew closer to “in plain sight” than “in a jar of peanut butter” or “bottle of shampoo.” Just think: What is TSA looking for? Bombs, primarily. Next up on the list: liquid bombs. Shy away from attracting security to any sort of liquid. (For this reason, if you’re packing vape cartridges, make sure you have less than 3 ounces.) The reality of the situation is that you’ll have an easier time walking through with an eighth in your pocket than stuffed into Merkts cheese spread.