With sexy candles lit , my bed adorned with a set of heavenly sheets from Boll & Branch, and Boyz II Men echoing throughout my room, it was time to put the Casper mattress to use. After a fun-filled weekend (lololol) I asked my girlfriend some questions about the experience:
What was different about having le sexy times on my Casper mattress?
What was different? The mattress is ridiculously comfortable. In fact, the second night we used the mattress I fell asleep before you even came to bed. However, the first night...that was great. I think the foam allowed us to really relax and be comfortable and get...a little more comfortable.
Was it fun?
It was absolutely fun. You definitely did some things that you'd been texting me about wanting to do, and I liked it.
Would you do it again?
Would I have sex in your bed again? Come on, babe.
Will you continue dating me?
For now, or until some other stud woos me with a better mattress.
Note: The girl in the photo is not my girlfriend. I have no idea who she is. I bet her name is Joan...or Sadie.