1:26:50: Turns out Shay is an FBI agent and busts Quigley, Biderman, and Funky Cold Medina for stealing and, eventually, attempted murder.
Most importantly, this marks the point in Blank Check where a pre-teen boy is kissed on the mouth by a 30-year-old FBI agent. They decide to "go on a date" in six years. That's gotta be attempted-something.
With that, Blank Check crawls to an end and Preston Waters goes back to old life of not embezzling money from crooks. So that's the movie: chock full of lies, violence, and attempted pedophilia.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and has to go wash his eyes out with soap.