Boy, what an evening.
Alright, people, let's talk about d*cks for a second. It's an uncomfortable topic, but an important one when you're hopelessly flopping around on top of your loved one—relentlessly pushing rope. Kegels are exercises known for helping women achieve a desired "strength" in their nether-regions and the very same exercises exist for men. It's called the Private Gym and, in layman's terms, they're dumbbells for your dong.
Developed by America's leading urologists, physiotherapists, and sexual health educators, this FDA-approved system puts men on an eight-week course that has them literally lift weights with their penises to achieve the maximum amount of strength.
Once ordered, you receive an orange weight that easily slips onto your member, an attachment weight, and a DVD. You're supposed to work up to the extra weights over the course of two months. I did not. I spent one Tuesday. Here are my results.