When I was younger, I didn’t know how to please a guy properly or what to do with him.


The first time someone called me a MILF...I was like “Oh my God, that sounds horrible."


 A lot of guys do webcam chats with me, like one-on-one, and a lot call me “mommy.”

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We know it’s not real. If it were real, it wouldn’t turn me on whatsoever.

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Just for the record—I’ll never condone having sex with immediate members of your family.