Girl #9: Jessie
Fun Fact: Was born with huge feet—a fact that I find very endearing.
Interest Level: Very high all around. Though, I’m terrible with reading facial expressions. Grimaces are generally good, right?
Compatibility: 8/10 maybe
Girl #10: Michelle
Fun Fact: She was born with that rare condition in which her organs are on the exact mirror-opposite side of her body. She also goes to three Ivy League schools at once. Though, she may also be a compulsive liar.
Interest Level: Quickly waned after she told me she once went skydiving with all of British Parliament...which is probably not true, because, well, they're all old.
My rigorous 10 minutes of romance resulted in a couple of relationships that I can foresee lasting a generous couple of months.
Overall, the experiment was a success and I was pretty shocked to see that my palms and armpits weren’t even all that sweaty from the constant eye contact. I attribute my success to my lack of sweat glands and a killer antiperspirant.