Rough estimate...how much pot have you smoked in your life?
Probably half a ton I’d say—thats just a rough estimate. Anywhere from a ton to a half a ton.
What would America look like if pot was legalized throughout the States?
Pretty mellow. Pretty healthy. I think we’ve stumbled on something that helps America out. On the other hand, the munchies could make America very chubby. Once it’s legal everywhere, we’re going to find peace. There’s going to be peace in the world. World peace is good.
When that time comes, how should America smoke its weed?
My favorite is still the water pipe. I’ve come up with a necklace called the Not a Pipe. It’s a necklace and, because of my incarceration from water pipes, I’ve come up with a necklace and you can smoke out of it.
I’ve also designed it out of bamboo—and you can just stick it into a plastic water bottle and have an instant bong. That’s my favorite way to smoke. In a pinch, I’ll smoke a joint or smoke whatever you’ve got. I like the water pipe. It’s mellow, it’s cool, I like the sound and it mellows the smoke.