Paying homage to the days when whiskey flowed like beer and you'd shoot a man for looking at your horse the wrong way, this Cowboy Boot Liquor Bottle Holder is the manliest way to keep your bottles safe and on display — unless you've got a real pair of boots hidden away somewhere. This poly-resin bottle holder keeps your liquor secure from stray cats, wandering children, and that no-good-dirty-rotten sheriff. It fits any 750 milliliter bottle of whiskey, wine, gin, or whatever kind of booze gets your tumbleweed tumblin'.
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