With the Eastern Grey 'Roo reaching heights of over six feet tall, it's no wonder that their dangly bits can be refurbished for the purpose of popping caps off bottles of Bud Diesel.
Plus you get to play a vital part in Australia's population control game—have you ever fought an angry kangaroo in the Outback? Too many good men have lost their lives at the hands of a perturbed marsupial. Brave men, mate.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and has opened his beer with weirder things.