Success. Wealth. Power. Business. The D*ck Tie. Too good to be true or too true to be good? Born from the phallus-obsessed minds of three college students, the d*ck tie delivers exactly what it promises: a penis-shaped garment of clothing that dangles stylishly around the neck. Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on the greatest Kickstarter campaign ever.
A man with a d*ck tie is elegant, capable, businesslike, and penis-confident. How do you pay tribute to the greatest organ on earth? Wear it.
It's sleek and pointy and soft. 100% silk and 110% penis-shaped.
The D*ck Tie comes in three power styles that will surely add that extra boost of confidence to your wardrobe — and penis.
Jeremy Glass is a human being who needs this Kickstarter campaign to get funded now.