This 79% ABV nun juice is supposed to calm you?

Klosterfrau (or Nun Calms as the Yanks refer to it) is an O.G. herbal remedy from Germany that's said to relieve headaches, colds, bellyaches, and anxiety — which is believable, given Klosterfrau is 79% alcohol. The inconspicuous nun-laden blue box would lead anyone to believe that the contents inside are soothing and mild. We gave this stuff a shot to see what it was like. 

So good, though.