Everyone went through a shoplifting phase. If you don't believe me, I invite you to check out my extensive collection of wallets and skinny jeans from Urban Outfitters. Sorry, guys. Socially irresponsible? Sure. Easy to pull off? Definitely.
These days, you can rip off virtually anything that discretely fits in your pocket. When a person goes above the law and manages to pull off a heist of epic proportions, all those jacked novelty bottle openers you have under your bed are instantly put to shame.
Presented with caution and awe are the most outrageous items ever shoplifted—don't try this at home, unless you live in a Best Buy, then go nuts.