Naturally, people are keen on riling up the masses through the art of trolling. Is Luxy one giant prank for the 99 percent to fume over and blog about? A report from CNN, in which the CEO of Luxy (who is only identified as "Tim T."; oh my God, Tim Taylor?!?) describes his app in the douchiest way possible, leads this reporter to think there's something fishy going on here.
"With the rise of high-speed digital dating," Tim T. said in a statement. "It's about time somebody introduced a filter to weed out low-income prospects by neighborhood."
The CEO of Luxy might be the worst person on the planet. Plus, the app is buggy, crashes often, and there's a curious lack of matches, despite my liberal age settings of 18 to 60. Also, like, do you have to submit financial records? How does it verify how much money you have? Can people spot my blue collar from the tiny little screen of their phone?
So many questions, so few answers. Bye.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and has a real-life girlfriend. Seriously.