Turn anything into drinkable hooch

The Bootlegger Bottle allows you to ferment your own alcohol anywhere you want in almost no time flat, with a set remarkably simple steps and some magic beads.

What makes this fermentation process especially quick and efficient is witchcraft — plus its patent pending BioEx yeast beads that trap yeast behind a semi permeable membrane, thus increasing the rate of fermentation and decreasing production time. Hashtag science.

The steps are quick, easy, and yield delicious results:

1. Start with a crazy high-in-sugar beverage of your choice, which is obviously going to be Capri Sun.
2. Pour your beverage into the Bootlegger Bottle and seal the lid.
3. Allow the BioEx yeast beads ferment the beverage for 12 hours. Yep, only 12.
4. Chill your newly created cup of booze in the refrigerator. Pour into your cup (or tumbler) of choice. Sip, sip, sip away.