Why is a puppy stuck within an article about Freak Fleshlights? Well, sometimes an image is so graphic that it must be substituted with a puppy. This puppy is the exact opposite of the Zombie Fleshlight.
You know why? Because, your entire life, you're told to stay away from zombies—or really, anything that could make you sick and die. The Zombie stigma cannot be removed, people. Not after Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, and Evil Dead. It's can't be done—even if it's hidden within the familiar facade of a vagina. This puppy, though.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and can't believe his girlfriend hasn't murdered him yet.