Modeled after an actual prehistoric fossil, each tooth packs four ounces of either milk, dark, or white chocolate, complete with accurate ridges and indents.
Bonus: you’ll even get a certificate of facts about Megalodon, because chocolate tastes better with knowledge. See? We're learning. This is fun.
Ali Drucker is a staff writer for Supercompressor. She has always maintained that we need a bigger boat. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.