Milk Chocolate Megalodon Shark Teeth

Published On 03/23/2015 Published On 03/23/2015
Milk chocolate shark teeth

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Hear that? Easter is just around the corner, and these hyperrealistic Megalodon teeth ($16) are giving chocolate eggs and bunnies everywhere a run for their money. 


Modeled after an actual prehistoric fossil, each tooth packs four ounces of either milk, dark, or white chocolate, complete with accurate ridges and indents.

Bonus: you’ll even get a certificate of facts about Megalodon, because chocolate tastes better with knowledge. See? We're learning. This is fun.

Ali Drucker is a staff writer for Supercompressor. She has always maintained that we need a bigger boat. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.



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