All aboard the fancy train. These six ounce stainless steel needlepoint flasks are wrapped in seven unique hand-stitched designs that just scream, "I want my damn liquor dressed up nicely!" The English bullhide trim is the icing on the cake with these totally shmancy flasks. Needlepoint just got a makeover that officially puts your grandparents' Christmas gifts to shame.
The Most Overlooked Mediterranean Paradise in Europe
This handsome flask features a fish that regularly migrates on an annual scale — appropriate, since you'll find the liquor inside migrating from your hand to your lips on an hourly scale.
Grandpa's Cough Syrup
Wait, grandpa wasn't actually suffering from recurring episodes of whooping cough all those times he skipped synagogue? I hope they serve whiskey in HELL.
Ah yes, the rich man's manatee. This flask pays homage to all those lonely sailors who were so desperate for love that they found beauty in a marine animal otherwise known as a sea cow.
While this cancels out the successful icebreaker, "So, where are you from?" the American Flag flask also cancels out the second most successful icebreaker, "So, which country do you think is the most awesome?"