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Oh Look, A Nicolas Cage Sex Party

In terms of value, Nicolas Cage is the freakin' holy grail of Internet fame—so why wouldn't a bunch of sexy porn stars dress up like him for an erotic photo shoot? Well, it happened. The good folks at WoodRocket.com [NSFW] became "inspired by the intensity and insanity and massive Internet interest" of the actor, so they dressed up some porn stars in the likeness of some of Cage's most iconic roles to present this disturbingly sexy Nicolas Cage Sex Party. Needless to say...weirdest. Arousal. Ever. 

“Put…the bunny…back…in the box.” — Nic Cage, Con Air

“Killing me won’t bring back your goddamn honey!” — Nic Cage, The Wicker Man

“Everything I take is prescription—except for the heroin.” — Nic Cage, Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans

“What’s in the bag? A shark or something?” — Nic Cage, The Wicker Man

“How, in the name of Zeus’ butthole, did you get out of your cell?” — Nic Cage, The Rock 

”I just remembered, I have to go into town to pick up your anti-itch cream.” — Nic Cage, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

”I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.” — Nic Cage, Raising Arizona

"If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants." — Nic Cage, Face/Off

”I’m a vampire! I’m a vampire! I’m a vampire!” — Nic Cage, Vampire’s Kiss

“Bangers and mash! Bubbles and squeak! Smoked eel pie! Haggis!” — Nic Cage, National Treasure: Book Of Secrets 

"Hey! My mama lives in a trailer!” — Nic Cage, Con Air


Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and is feeling many weird things right now.