This Is The Best Sexting App Ever

The sexting game has been officially changed with OhMiBod — an app that lets you control your partner's vibrator with your smartphone. Here that LDR couples? The dry spell is over! Sort of. Here's how it works: a tiny little Bluetooth-enabled vibrator connects with your phone. One person gets the phone, the other one gets the vibrator. The app activates the vibrator and allows you to stimulate your partner (or yourself) remotely. 

The recipient of the smartphone can choose from five different modes of operation to stimulate their partner: rhythm, wave, touch, tap, and voice. The coolest (and simultaneously weirdest) mode is voice, in which you can use your own voice to create a customized looping vibration pattern. It's a pretty ingenious solution to the monotony of sexting.

OhMiBod was created by a husband and wife duo who found themselves tired of all the couples spending time with their smartphones instead of spending time with one another. This is the best of both worlds. The only downside is that the woman has to walk around with a vibrator in her undies that could go off at any moment causing insane bouts of pleasure. And the upside? Same thing.

Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and has a long-distance girlfriend. Just saying.