If you couldn't already tell by my apathetic demeanor, love of Taco Bell, and affinity for T-shirts, I'm not much of a "fancy" guy. So last weekend when I was invited to a party hosted by a millionaire whose claim to fame is owning a castle with a sex dungeon, I was, uh...a little wary. But I agreed (of course), and made it my mission to investigate every room of Sir Ivan's F*ck Island and report my findings.
After four booze-fueled hours, I came away with 13 life lessons/party essentials I learned from hanging out at a rich dude's sex dungeon mansion in the Hamptons. You know, things to remember the next time you're at a rich dude's sex dungeon mansion in the Hamptons. As always, you're welcome.