If we really are what we eat, then we’re several greasy slices of pizza smothered in burn-the-roof-of-your-mouth cheese and tomato sauce (gotta get our veggies!). And lucky for us (we don’t like wearing bibs), it’s now apparently socially acceptable to walk around with pepperoni on your body.
This is a real thing - people who actually know fashion are wearing pizza, and you can be part of the delicious movement. Introducing: pizza shoes. And for you vegans (WHY!?!??) we’ve also got pretzel shoes.