Pizza Shoes Are a Thing Right Now
If we really are what we eat, then we’re several greasy slices of pizza smothered in burn-the-roof-of-your-mouth cheese and tomato sauce (gotta get our veggies!). And lucky for us (we don’t like wearing bibs), it’s now apparently socially acceptable to walk around with pepperoni on your body.
This is a real thing - people who actually know fashion are wearing pizza, and you can be part of the delicious movement. Introducing: pizza shoes. And for you vegans (WHY!?!??) we’ve also got pretzel shoes.
How’d this happen? How did pizza-wearing become a thing? What started out long ago as a humble, carb-loaded meal transformed quickly into an Illuminati conspiracy, accoding to NY Mag.
Pizza fashions have also been seen on the Queen of the Illuminati herself, Beyonce.
Shortly after Queen Bey, major labels like Opening Ceremony picked up the trend as have brands like Asos, Forever 21, and Urban Outfitters. Its popularity soared. Celebrities including Cara Delevingne and Katy Perry have been seen wearing our favorite form of cheese, and it even made an appearance at the Emmys (the Illuminati knows no bounds).
If you're wondering where one might sport pizza or pretzel shoes, the answer is all the places. Your options, like toppings on the perfect supreme pizza, are limitless.