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A Twerking Robot Butt You Can Bang? What A Time To Be Alive!

Just my luck that I'd be sent—not one—but two emails marked "urgent" detailing the release of Topco and PornHub's new TwerkingButt. It's not just a clever name, it's literally a Cyberskin butt that twerks with the touch of a remote control.

As if the twerk setting wasn't enough, this robotic apple bottom comes with a companion app for wireless control and syncs with your music to allow for maximum rhythm control. It even heats up to the lifelike temperature of 98.6 degrees...so, goodbye social life! Best part yet? An included VR headset allows you to get the fully immersive experience of unbridled butt stuff.

The TwerkingButts are currently being sold for a special discounted price to kick off the announcement. Classic-sans-twerking units are being sold for $499, while the deluxe is going for $799...unless you write for the Internet and can request a free sample for "editorial purposes." Which I do. And I did. 

Expect a full review with pictures and GIFs soon. Kinda kidding, but also kinda not. Sorry, mom and dad. 


Jeremy Glass is a staff writer for Supercompressor and has a closet full of sex toys if anyone is interested. No biggie!

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