Pornogami: A NSFW Guidebook To Folding Naughty Paper

If you really want to impress someone with your artistic and delicate side, you can make them a beautiful origami swan or orchid. Now, if you want to show them that part of your personality AND let them know exactly what you're all about in the bedroom, there's a guidebook just for you. It's called Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding For Adults, and after you learn from Pornogami Master Sugoi, you'll be able to fold way more than just a dick. 

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Master Sugoi even posts instructional videos of his most popular designs here so you can be totally certain you're folding your paper penis correctly—because nothing kills the mood like a crumpled and crooked crafted phallus.

Order the guide here for $13 for the best way to tell your next date that you're artistic and thoughtful, and above all, ready to get it on.

Brett Williams is an editorial assistant at Supercompressor. He's more into showing his affection through the art of wood carving.

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