Master Sugoi even posts instructional videos of his most popular designs here so you can be totally certain you're folding your paper penis correctly—because nothing kills the mood like a crumpled and crooked crafted phallus.
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Brett Williams is an editorial assistant at Supercompressor. He's more into showing his affection through the art of wood carving.
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