Note: Sorry, guys. No one's getting Palcohol anytime soon. The FDA approval was apparently an error. Guess we'll have to keep drinking the old-fashioned way — with our mouths.
Get ready: Powdered alcohol, or Palcohol for those who enjoy a good portmanteau (Google it) now and again, is coming to a liquor store near you. Shockingly not developed by a focus group of Charlie Sheens, the creators behind this crystalline white powder designed to impair your judgement are thinking of this stuff like an upgraded Kool-Aid — except this version of Kool-Aid gets you totally sh*t-housed. OH YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!