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Gentlemen, Meet The Guybrator

Published On 01/31/2014 Published On 01/31/2014

At first glance, Pulse looks a little bit like one of the facehuggers from Alien — however, unlike most extraterrestrial-looking objects, ya put your peep in it. What separates Pulse from the other billion plus sex toys on the market is the groundbreaking way it gets your rocks off. 


The team behind Pulse did their homework. This thing uses oscillations on the frenulum — the connecting tissue between the head and shaft — for maximum stimulation. Plus, you don't even need to be aroused for it to work. It'll make for a totally new kind of happy ending reminiscent of those middle school days where a slight breeze would make you... ya know


The only thing Jeremy Glass likes more than writing is the physical act of love between two humans. If someone could contact him via his Twitter and explain what the female anatomy looks like, he'd be more than happy to reward you with a gentle hug. 

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