10. Floor Inlays
Have you ever looked at your floor and thought, damn, I wish I had a metal inlay on this that reads "LET THERE BE LIGHT" in a slick font? If you're a Freemason, that dream could be a reality. Imagine stepping on a Masonic floor inlay in Masonic slippers. That's why you should become a Freemason.
Colin Stokes made his personal fortune by bringing polyphonic ringtones to quiet lecture halls. To combat the existential meaninglessness that comes with ringtone wealth, he writes humor for The New Yorker. Read his articles there, here.