Wine Stoppers For Classy Rednecks

You don't need to be a gator-wrestling meth cook from the bayou to proudly display one of these Rednek Wine Bottle Stoppers in your kitchen. Fashioned in the likeness of any ol' thing a resourceful child of the corn would have lying around their house, you can keep your leftover wine safe with a hodgepodge of tools, like a hammer, faucet, or hatchet. 

These stainless steel and rubber stoppers are the easiest way to combine your love of fine wine with the blue-collar sensibilities of down-home country boys all at once.

Jeremy Glass has never spent any time in the bayou, but based on its portrayal in True Detective, that's probably fine.