To celebrate more than 50 years of rocking hard and continuously not dying, The Rolling Stones have released a limited-edition 2012 McLaren Vale Shiraz that's probably 1/16th as strong as Keith Richards' blood alcohol content on any given day. With the iconic Stones' tongue plastered on the bottle, this 14.5% ABV wine is the perfect homage for the band that's been killing it since the 60s. The dry red is described as striking and bold, with a vaguely fruity flavor that really... starts you up. BOOM. Here's to another 50 years, guys. Even though that definitely won't happen — because, you know, biology.