Remember Weebles? Those resolute little bastards that'd never fall down no matter how hard you tried? These Rocking Cognac Glasses are the grown-up counterparts for the cognac aficionado. They rock and wobble — but they won't fall down. Aside from serving as conversation-evoking barware, they legitimately improve the way you drink.
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As you swirl the glass on the rounded base, air gets in through the wide-mouthed opening and aerates your cognac, allowing the spirit to breathe and gain a bolder flavor. It's not too often that the ratio of usefulness to kitschiness reaches a balanced equilibrium — so go nuts and wobble the crap out of these glasses.
Jeremy Glass was born a Weeble, but went through a series of painful surgeries to correct the grotesque birth defect. Now his evenings are spent jogging instead of crying.