A personal favorite is The Human Telescope, a move in which "...he wraps his arms around her and stands, lifting her up. She then wraps her hands around his hips to take the weight off his arms and transfer more of her weight to his legs." That's the kind of telescope no one wants to look through. Yikes.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and received — not one — but two copies of this book from the writer — a little presumptuous, don't you think?