Sneak Booze Anywhere With This Lotion Flask

If you did summer right this year, the sunscreen flask was a daily carry, or at least a weekend essential tossed in your backpack for emergencies. Everyone needs sunscreen, so who was going to question the bottle's contents? Well, summer may be over, but the clandestine flasking doesn't need to end. From GoPong, the same think tank that brought us the sunscreen flask, comes the Moisturizing Lotion Flask, which ports that same great idea over to the off-season.

With the three-pack, including, "Aloe Essence: Organic Body Lotion," "Aqua: Skin Enriching Moisturizer," and "Avora: Nourishing Face Lotion," every sort of drinker has something to choose from. And it's all about the details—these guys even tossed a trademark symbol on the Avora.

Besides the food-safe, four-ounce flasks themselves, you get two funnels to help make things easier. Because it's hard to pour once you've moisturized.

Ethan Wolff-Mann is an editor at Supercompressor. He hopes "moisturize" catches on as a euphemism. Follow him on Twitter @ewolffmann.